White Noise is an integral part of life these days. The pure wretchedness of nubile eardrums tortured into thoughtless submission.
Knock Knock
Who’s there.
< white noise>
white noise who?
if you can’t really hear me why did you answer the door.
Well enough bad jokes for a day. But just imagine this
Adam and Eve come down to the the 21st century and go back wearing hearing aids.
The whole human race is born with diminished cochlear capacity and hence makes even more noise than was present in the first place.
And the whole cycle repeats itself…
Up untill either of the progenitor’s heads are blown apart by the incessant screaming of Cain/Abel at which point we find the whole human race dissapears since no more children could be borne by Adam and Eve..(explaination here scroll down to “WHERE DID CAIN GET HIS WIFE?”)

